Drunk driving is a serious problem. It leads to thousands of deaths and injuries every year. This page explains how we can reduce it. But first, enjoy some drunk driving jokes. I. Drunk Driving Jokes An officer pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. He opens the door and the driver falls out. The …
Alcoholism isn’t funny. But those in recovery find it easier with humor. In any case, hope you enjoy these recovery jokes! I. Recovery Jokes A one time I as addicted to soap. Now I’m clean. I used to be addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers. Had to quit cold turkey. Why did the accountant do so well …
Hope you enjoy these hangover jokes! Hangover Jokes I drank too much alcohol at the airport last night. So now I have a terminal hangover. He asked “What’s this? Will it cure my hangover??” “It’s a breathlyzer, sir,” said the officer. “Please step out of your vehicle.” I think Greek food should cure my hangover. …
Here you’ll find drinking jokes and one liners. Enjoy and share your favorites with family and friends! Be sue to visit Alcohol Jokes: Fun Alcohol Drinking Humor – Part II. A hamburger walks into a bar. The bartender says “We don’t serve food!” The hamburger says “That’s OK I just want a drink.” A screwdriver goes …
