Hope you enjoy these alcoholic jokes! Alcoholism is a serious problem but humor makes it easier to deal with. And we’re laughing with, rather than at, alcoholics. Alcoholic Jokes. Alcoholics decide how much beer to drink on case-by-case basis. The alcoholic comedian quit because he couldn’t handle the boos. My AA sponsor told me to …
What’s the connection between drinking alcohol and dementia risk? That’s a very important question. Could either increasing or decreasing drinking reduce it? Dementia is a serious burden on loved ones. It’s also a serious burden on the economy. And in recent decades the global prevalence of dementia has nearly tripled. The Research Researchers wanted to …
The National Minimum Drinking Age Act (MLDA) prohibits the purchase and/or public possession of alcoholic beverages by those under age 21. It does not prohibit persons under 21 from drinking. Nor does it require states to prohibit such drinking. So its title is unfortunately deceptive. Thus, under many conditions is underage drinking legal. Public Possession …
Bar jokes are fun to read and to tell. Pick your favorites to share with friends and family. These are all “walks into a bar jokes.” So enjoy! A tennis ball walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “Have you been served?” Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.” A pun, a play on words, and …
What is Alcohol Use Disorder or AUD? Is it just a new name for alcoholism? Or is it something else? Here are the facts. DSM: Alcohol Use Disorder Doctors and mental health professionals use the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM). They use it because it defines mental disorders and illnesses. The fifth …
We really can reduce alcohol problems. Here we describe how to do it. I. INTRODUCTION Let’s imagine how we might prepare youth to drive. We would tell young people that driving is very dangerous. Tens of thousands of people die in traffic crashes each year. And many times that number are injured. This causes pain, …
Is liquor better than milk for good health? Yes. Government agency shows that it’s true. The U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) facts prove that liquor is better than milk for health. Milk (one cup regular milk) Wine (glass) Beer (can or bottle) Distilled spirits (1.5 oz shot or jigger) Calories 148 125 145 97 Sodium …
Drunk driving is a serious problem. It leads to thousands of deaths and injuries every year. This page explains how we can reduce it. But first, enjoy some drunk driving jokes. Or DWI jokes. I. Drunk Driving Jokes An officer pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. He opens the door and the driver …
Alcoholism isn’t funny. But those in recovery find it easier with humor. In any case, hope you enjoy these recovery jokes! I. Recovery Jokes A one time I so addicted to soap. Now I’m clean. I used to be addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers. Had to quit cold turkey. Why did the accountant do so well …
Hope you enjoy these hangover jokes! Hangover Jokes I drank too much alcohol at the airport last night. So now I have a terminal hangover. He asked “What’s this? Will it cure my hangover??” “It’s a breathlyzer, sir,” said the officer. “Please step out of your vehicle.” I think Greek food should cure my hangover. …
